Directions:
1)Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer
3) Tag 3 people

1) Name?
Sonny


a fat punk who can't get a woman. To be punked or rejected in some manner and then try to get payback.

2) Your age?
18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

3) One of your friends?
frank

honest, blunt

4) What should you be doing?
working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

5) Favorite color?
violet

a beautiful flower or an extremely sexy girl. a flirtatious, crazy person can be referred to as a Violet. The flower is found in Africa; see African Violets and a Violet girl is found wearing hoop earrings and smiling.

6) Birthplace?
mexico


1) Beautiful country full of rich culture and kind people.

2) Where my self serving, cheap skate in-laws keep their half million dollars to avoid paying U.S. taxes.

7) Birth month?
february

February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.

8) Last person you talked to?
teacher

A person who cares enough about abusive and ungrateful teens to work for crappy pay and long hours while hoping someday students mature enough to realize how lucky they are to have someone who gives a shit about them.


9) One of your nicknames?
monkey

The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.

Some of these were ok hehe